
Battling for survival in this round are the sixteen songs in this contest. In a way they are all, already, champions. Only an elite set of songs made it into this round. The judges thought otherwise. Half of these songs motivated the Biggest Loser bonus round.
All battles were drawn at random from the small, Bolivian hat of vagina-rock-fate.
Brown Sugar
The Rolling Stones
1971
King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel
1998
Mango
Bruce Cockburn
1999
Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
1973
Backdoor Man
Howlin' Wolf
1960
Diddle My Skittle
Peaches
2002
I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl
Nina Simone
1967
Melody
Serge Gainsbourg
1971
Kinky Reggae
Bob Marley & The Wailers
1973
Terraplane Blues
Robert Johnson
1936
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