smutty peeing

page updated: 26-Apr-2005

Real Showers, Golden Showers

I have known more sexual appreciation for urination from males than from females in my life. The common attraction seems to be as a sort of female equivalent of ejaculation (warm, intimate fluid all over the place), although I’m sure there is huge variation and personal taste with this subject. I myself have been peed on and have peed on other people intentionally, but only in the shower. I think that eventually I could not bother about the mess, but for mostly practical reasons any pee playing has thus far been kept in the tub.

For me, I am not often drawn to pee in a sexual context, but also piss fights and playing (sort of equivalent to spitting water at somebody) often evolve into urgent and immediate little encounters. I think that this has to do with it being fun (I like you and you’re playing with me... and hey, we’re naked!), being kinda special since I don’t tend to get into smutty peeing except in intimate circumstances anyway, and it just being warm and involving sensitive areas and in that way being suggestive. I don’t really respond to aspects like defilement, naughtiness, dominance/submission roles, and the like, but that may partly be because peeing really isn’t that dirty in the shower. Hard to defile somebody while being rinsed.

G is for Golden?

Probably the most compelling trivia I’ve noticed whilst playing with sex and urination is that if I attempt to pee with a boy inside me, interesting g-spot things happen. Pushing or relaxing the pelvic floor muscles in order to pee is the exact opposite of what I usually do with those muscles during sex. The only time I really push with them is when everything is over and boy is flaccid, because I can push him out of me and it is funny. I’m charming, yes? But pushing against a solid internal visitor makes great g-spot contact, at least for me.

Despite these attempts to pee with a boy inside me, I find it actually quite difficult to do. I think that this has less to do with anatomy and more to do with conditioning. My body just isn’t used to peeing except when sitting on the toilet. Even squatting in the outdoors takes me a moment to warm up to. There’s more about this phenomenon on the continence/incontinence page. It is kind of reverse incontinence. Inability to pee. I am slow at peeing sometimes, but boy says it is ok. He’s nice (and also of course it is ok!). He has no real trouble peeing in new situations, I think because he is more used to peeing standing up or onto things. It is a strange skill to consider.

I think that I need more practise at peeing not-in-the-toilet to really explore the smutty possibilities of peeing. That is kind of wacky, but it it true. I don’t have any particular visions of what I want to explore (please do not feel the need to send suggestions. You can, but there is no need. Ok.), but somewhere lately I gained the ability to see how I could be in the mood for this sometimes. By the time I’m 80 I’m going to be such a perv.

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Patches Place has an entire manual about introducing watersports to your partner, with a similar attitude to mine: it's good, clean fun.

See also: SH's Bottomless Lemonade, stories about piss drinking from the Food & Cuisine zine.

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