“Sing out with your thing out”

I don’t think I’ve ever posted an email verbatim on this site here (obviously I respect the privacy of the people who confess their sexual hobbies to me, or ask for reassurance about genital beauty marks or whatever).

But. This email was perfect to me today, and I think it is suitably anonymous and non-incriminating, so I present it unadorned.

The email

Hi,

Perhaps it’s still too early in your vagina burn out, but I saw this thread and it reminded me of the types of things you post.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ravenword/103059.html

Ben

By deduction, the types of things I post are...

Laura: You know the expression “rock out with your cock out?” The other day I saw this graphic that said “jam out with your clam out.”

All: [act unimpressed]

Laura: Oh, come on! I defy you to come up with a better female synonym for “rock out with your cock out.”

Defiant responses, both female-oriented and unisex, ensue. Hooray!

I think “Rock out with your box out” works pretty well. But my favourite rhyming vagina-related expression is still “beat my meat.”

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