April 26, 2005

Masturbation Month Pledge-a-thon

A convergence of many of my favorite things! Add together:

... and you arrive at an online charity masturbate-a-thon set for May 14. Pledge a minimum of $9.95 to the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom and get access to a two hour, live webcam event organized by Seska, to involve volunteer interviews and masturbation performances. This is one marketing holiday that I can get behind.

Having reached a critical level of curiosity, I looked up lists of observed monthly holidays. May is also the month of salad, fungal infection awareness, correct posture, and older Americans. I propose a bonus prize for the first person who has a charity webcam event combining all these holidays together.

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