What is Art Garfunkle?
I'm readjusting pretty slowly to life back outside the car. Roadtrips are an altered state that I get used to very easily, apparently. Vagina obsession proves to be even more difficult to shake. Some observations I've made in the last little while:
- Pressing seams open (when sewing) is very suggestive of cunnilingus.
- Art Garfunkle is like the clitoris of Simon & Garfunkle. He is pure in purpose: harmony only.
- Where the surf breaks close to shore and mixes up all the sand and debris, it reminds me of vaginas: messy, wet, powerful, busy, awesome.
I'm not even obsessed on purpose!
I'm about to leave town again for a few days (this time vacation will hopefully not be accompanied by major site service outages), but am preparing a triumphant return. The Arts & Crafts issue approacheth!
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